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Truisms about Men and Women

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I don't do this very often, but ...

A friend sent me this via email. I am not sure of the original source.


TRUISMS about MEN AND WOMEN and our differences to ponder:

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man
would not be able to identify most of these items.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEKEND
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

Just someone else's thoughts,

Frank

4 comments:

sam said...

Frank,
saw this on Mark Perry's facebook...you made me laugh this morning!
Sam Hendrickson

Barb said...

Ok - it is funny - quite funny! And. . . as a woman - I have to agree with most things - except, I don't like cats - and. . . I don't have 337 items in the bathroom - (enough said about that) Thanks for sharing a 'unique' pespective on "Truisms about Men and Women"! !

Frank Sansone said...

Sam,

Good to see you over here.

Thanks for stopping by.

Frank

Frank Sansone said...

Barb,

Thanks for stopping by and I am glad you enjoyed it.

FTR, I actually do like cats - and I don't kick them when no one is looking.